I’ve ranked every single episode of MST3K. I live for cheap, WTF-laden bizarro cinema.
On second thought, “obsessed” might be the more accurate word. If you really want to see The Astrologer, it’s now possible to see this truly jaw-dropping directorial vanity project. This genie is finally out of the bottle, and there’s not going to be any putting it back in. The movie recently resurfaced online, uploaded to YouTube of all places, and has since hit all the major pirating/torrent sites, meaning that it will never be unavailable again. EDIT: In the almost three years since writing this article, The Astrologer has remained a lost film, but that time is now over.
